I promise you this isn’t my q-tip… I like to think it’s from someone who was trying to multi-task by cleaning their ears while on their morning walk, kinda like that dude who can shave while going 80 in the carpool lane or the gal stuck in traffic putting on mascara.
like maybe this q-tip walker was also on a cell phone, yelling “buy, buy, sell,sell!” to his assistant on the other end of the line.
